How do you scare Bigfoot off

Stamp on his big toes!

Tell them u love them, then say u want them to meet ur parents & why have not u gotten an engagement ring already? Other Bigfoot give their significant others a sign of commitment, why not them?

Then say that u want to honeymoon in Bermuda, & afterwords for Bigfoot to shave & go to work for ur dad in the family business. Also, u want babies. Lots & lots of babies, b/c of ur biological clock ticking.

Bigfoot should run like a scared rabbit. Yeah.

Force him to watch episodes of The View.
That will make him run for the hills.

You want to scare them off?O.k. get yourself a roaring campfire going,and I mean a blaze (it would be good if u knew approximately what time they will be arriving.)because before hand u need to go to ''big & tall''and pick them out some new shoes & apparel,I have found they prefer the cloths from Macy is but it really does not fit into my budget,(are u with me?)Display the cloths by the light of the fire,so they can see them,with a big sign that says''FREE PLEASE TAKE'' ya know kind of like a peace offering,OK now this is really important,so listen carefully.Do u have any friends that look really gross naked?If not find some,they should be seated around the campfire as well with the light shining on their grossest attributes,about two rows back from the free clothing,they will come in to get the free stuff see ur gross naked friends & never be back.I am really serious this works,so give it a shot,but not with ur 45,but try it my way,I think u will be pleased with the outcome!!Cheers

why would you want to?? Get proof and get rich!

I say you go out there stark naked! The are covered in hair, maybe the sight a mostly hairless man will frighten the bejesus out of him!
Otherwise, you could always find one of them to start dating. It might have it is benefits...
Good luck either way!

The ACLU ?

wow thats gay.. lmaoo.. y dont u move.. fuck those faggots.
or try a shotgun.. ooooo explosives.. if u kill one i bet u ull get sooo rich..

thats nothing. the Loch Ness monster came up thru my toilet and I said daaaamnn monster what you need?
and da monster said '' I need about tree fifty.''

Peanut Butter .. hahahahaha

They're probably bears and why do not you call the cops and report a disturbance.

where did you hear this at ? i'm a fan of Bigfoot . email me and tell me . thank you

Tv camera crews?

Seriously if you have them visiting your yard
get a flash camera and take photos?

Are you its not bears or some other predator?

Do you have a poultry run or compost heap or fruit and vegetable garden that could be attracting them?

Whatever they are?